No Rest For The Weary

So, right now its 2pm, the baby is napping (maybe), and I have a house to clean. But, obviously I'm blogging. I am here to share my pain, people!
I will be posting pictures! For some reason, I have to show the world my horror.
Come back for the before and after of it all. (that is, if i make it out alive)

I am watching 'Wrong Turn', because obviously I was wrong about being in control of this place.

Do you think I can get this room cleaned and organized before he wakes? I have to do windows too. How do kids get such nasty fingerprints/handsmears everywhere?!?